Simple mind, simple life.
I never see failure as failure, but only as a learning

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Books of Humor

I chanced upon these humorous quotes and encouraging quotes recently. Really funny; great for de-stressing. Takes about five minutes to finish one book.

“It takes you twice as long to look half as good.”
“Your spouse nominates you to go on the nation’s
favourite makeover tv show.”
After carrying your nephew up to bed, it’s you that needs to have a nap.”

“You stop on the staircase to catch your breath, and can’t remember whether you were going up or down.”
“You suddenly wonder why there are so many cars driving on the wrong side of the road today.”

Pet names for each other: Then and Now
Then: Babe    Now: Piggy
Then: Sexy    Now: Sexagenarian
Then: Gorgeous   Now: Gorger

Relaxation comes from letting go of tense thoughts. Frances Wilshire
After a storm comes a calm. Proverb
To every problem there is already a solution whether you know it or not. Grenville Kleiser

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